skoptsy:

Commission for Desperish of their wicked character Benedict. ♥

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

metaphoricalanchor:

Reasons to dye your hair bright and unnatural colors

  • Because you wanna
  • Being punk rock
  • Looking hella cute
  • Small children’s reactions

robotblogxvx:

Good gender neutral baby names:

  • Unit 00
  • Unit 01
  • Unit 02
coruscantcannibal:

lntelligent:

heckannoying:

Me starting a rebellion at my school

all you did is ruin some janitor’s afternoon because they have to scrub your stupid fandom crap off the walls i swear you people need to control yourselves 

The juxtaposition of these two urls makes the comments that much more satisfying

coruscantcannibal:

lntelligent:

heckannoying:

Me starting a rebellion at my school

all you did is ruin some janitor’s afternoon because they have to scrub your stupid fandom crap off the walls i swear you people need to control yourselves 

The juxtaposition of these two urls makes the comments that much more satisfying

amberisntacrayon:

I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.

alantyson:

Actually really good career advice from a laughing homicidal madman.

patrickat:

crzydemona:

katara-alchemist:

riverknowshisname:

lumos5001:

askhumanitestitanlover:

image

just curious

who can’t read a hand clock

you’d be surprised

Last I checked my little sister can’t, and she’s old enough she should be able to.

iamthepureblindraven:

theumbrellaseller:

one thing I find hilarious is when Shakespeare quotes are used out of context

like, people are always saying “some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them” as if it’s all deep and meaningful when…

mabychan:

HAPPY EASTER! :D 
Human Bunnymund - Rise of the guardians 

mabychan:

HAPPY EASTER! :D 

Human Bunnymund - Rise of the guardians