my ad for beauty products
girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face
old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country
girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you
ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN PLINKY-PLONKY MUSIC AND EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION AND BEING CONDESCENDED TO
DIY Amigurumi Guinea Pigs:
Free Crochet Pattern,
- Smuts were known as lemons
- Yaoi Warnings ( Don’t Like, Don’t Read! )
- Character x Character instead of Character/Character
- Every Time We Touch videos, and the forgotten Listen To Your Heart videos
- Numa Numa
- Naruto Phase
you know what would be cool? a show about, like, vigilante Victorian prostitutes hunting down Jack the Ripper.
They never did figure out why he stopped killing. And most serial killers don’t stop unless they are stopped. I’m just saying.
brb writing the script
This is everything I want.
This has been a psa about Aesthetic Attraction by me
YOU JUST HEARD OF IT
Hey! I made a spooky ghost for you guys!
On the one hand, these are AMAZING.
On the other hand, now I’m fuzzily imagining AU fic where Hannibal is BFFs with an interior decorator, and they throw cozy little parties where Hannibal provides the food and the furniture is just so darling, where does InteriorDecorator find some of the suits to repurpose?
… I’m going to blame the cold meds for that line of thought. Yeah.